I like the Oscars and other year-end movie award extravaganzas. They're like sports for the lazy and uncoordinated, or politics for the jaded. The Golden Globes have 10 (or sometimes 11) slots for Best Picture, and the Oscars now have 5-10 slots. This year's big players seem to be shaping up as the following 11:
1 – "The Artist"
2 – "The Descendants"
3 – "War Horse"
4 – "Hugo"
5 – "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close"
6 – "The Tree of Life"
7 – "Midnight in Paris"
8 – "The Help"
9 – "Moneyball"
10 – "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy"
11 – "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"
The 3 wildcards are "ELIC," "TTSS" and "Dragon Girl." They'll all make a splash at the Oscars, but one of them will make the biggest splash. Most likely, "ELIC" will go big or go home, knocking Cannes-winner / critical darling "The Tree of Life" out of its spot for Best Director Oscar.
But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's do the Golden Globes and worry about the Oscars later. I've ranked everything in order of likelihood, keeping in mind that the Globes tend to favor movies that haven't been released yet, because the Globes are essentially an advertising machine. We'll find out how right I am on Thursday.
ADDED THURSDAY 12-15: Correct predictions and additions are underlined.SUMMARY 12-15: 42 out of 61, or 69%. Basically I overthought this whole thing. I got tired of so many years where I made what I thought to be reasonable Golden Globe predictions, only to have them blown out of the water by unreleased movies I had barely heard of. So I threw a lot of weight behind the unreleased, unreviewed, and (as I'm coming to realize) probably still unscreened "Extremely Loud + Incredibly Close," which isn't up for anything. If you replace all my "Extremely Loud" predictions with "The Ides of March" (which appeared very, very early in the Oscar season, made back its money, and disappeared), I would have 45 out of 61, or 74%.
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